"Not guilty!"

"Then how do you explain this!" Handsome Dan says. "50,246 counts of copyright infringement. What is your case for fair use?"

What the hell is fair use?

"Um… I don't know."

"Then you leave me with no choice. Jury, have you made your decision?"

The jury nods, and the most unsympathetic, try-hard, grade whoring one reads out,