Shit

"Do you think I'm stupid? I tried giving everyone free laundry, but when I looked at my mountain of money, I noticed it was fifty thousand dollars too short. I had to make the tough decision to cut that idea, out of pure necessity."

You feel overwhelming guilt. Am I really the reason everyone has to suffer?

"But that's not even the worst of your crimes. If I needed to, I could always cancel Chicken Tender Thursday to make up the difference. No, your crime is much worse."